(We take you now to the Oval Office)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi : Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi : Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi : That's what I am telling you.

George: That's what I am asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi : Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi : Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi : Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi : Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi : Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi : I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you, who is leading China?

Condi : That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi : Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi ; Yes, Sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi : That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi : Yes, Sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi : No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi : Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi : No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi : Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi : You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi : You don't want Kofi?

George: No. But now that you mentioned it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi : Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi : Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi : And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N.

Condi : Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?

Condi : Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi : Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the Phone.

Condi : (Condi picks up the phone) Rice, here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. May be we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese
food in the Middle East?�

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